Getting Barred
A Casino Executive politely taps you on the shoulder. There is a security guard standing next to him.
Executive: "Excuse me, Mr. Smith? I'm Joe Schmoe, the casino manager for this shift. Could I talk to you for a minute?"
You: "Sure."
Executive: "Mr. Smith, we've been watching your play recently and I'm afraid I can't let you play any more blackjack here. You're too good for us. You're welcome to play any other game at the casino, though."
You: "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll miss this place. Mind if I go cash out?"
Executive: "Not at all."
You: "Thanks. Pleasure to meet you."
Executive leaves. Guard watches carefully as you go to the cage, cash out all your chips and leave the casino floor.


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