In case of emergency, read fafblog
I'm so glad fafblog is back. It's the perfect blend of goofy surrealism to liven up an otherwise mundane morning. Like an emergency action flowchart:
Remember: Appeasing the bees will only embolden future bees...
Step 1: Is there an emergency?
- Quick! Break glass in case of emergency.
-- Oh no, now I'm all cut and bleeding on this broken glass!
--- Sounds like an emergency! Quick, break more glass.
- Okay, I broke the glass! Now what?
-- Oh no, what'd you do that for! You needed that glass for the emergency!
--- Oh, what do I do now!
---- Quick, glue your glass back together while there's still time! Then break it. Hurry, it's an emergency!